Must be true

It must be true... I read it in the tabloids. (The Week)

When a trawler sank near Japan recently, the crew claimed it had been damaged by a cow which had fallen out of the sky. No one believed them - except the Russian Military. That day, pilots of a Russian military cargo jet had found a cow wandering on a siberian airfield and loaded it on board. While cruising at 30,000 feet, the terrified creature ran amok and was expelled from the plane.